Army to improve living conditions now that illegal immigrants will be living on post
Fort Bliss, TX – “No more black mold” declared Army senior leadership while visiting Fort Bliss today. “We’re finally going to invest some of the … Read more
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Picture is actually new authentic Mexican restaurant ‘Biden’s Burritos’ and NOT kids wrapped in space blankets” claims Biden Administration
Washington D.C. – As the press frenzies around the release of pictures purporting to show migrant holding facilities in Donna, Texas, which show hundreds of … Read more
DOD will overhaul F-35 cockpit to allow pregnant female aviators to fly up to their third trimester
Pentagon – The DOD just announced they would invest in refitting their entire fleet of F-35 Joint Strike Fighters with cockpits that allow for female … Read more
DOD to shift focus towards training for war instead of social engineering and politics
Pentagon – The DOD has released new guidance to the service branches by shifting to “lethality and war-fighting” as it’s primary objective. The change is … Read more
DOD will maintain policy of pretending troops achieved massive muscle growth with lean chicken and protein
Fort Bragg – The DOD will make no changes to its current policy of “don’t ask don’t tell” as it pertains to abnormally large muscle … Read more
Fort Rucker will host garrison wide game of “hide and seek” to commemorate Black History Month
Fort Rucker – In an effort to raise awareness and recognize Black History Month, Fort Rucker will continue its winning tradition of amazing ideas by … Read more
SMA to borrow set of The Jerry Springer Show to unveil changes to AR 670-1
Pentagon – The Army is enacting radical changes all across the force, and in an effort to provide more diversity within the ranks, a set … Read more
Marine Corps and National Guard exchange troops to give Marines a reason to exist
Pentagon – Marine Corps and National Guard leadership announced a new partnership today that will create an exchange program between the two service components. Marines … Read more
Army Evaluation Reports will now reflect soldier’s social media presence and use of bold words
Pentagon – The Army has changed AR 623-3 to properly reflect officer’s and NCO’s online social media presence and how “daring” and “bold” their vocabulary … Read more
DOD’s new “smash your dick in a door” policy causes 94% decline in sexual assaults across all branches
Pentagon – In an effort to combat the rise in sexual assault across the DOD, a new policy was rolled out this year called “smash … Read more