NBC – Network officials at NBC confirmed they have signed onto a new season of The Apprentice in 2021. The contestants will be made up of various officials who served within Trump’s presidential administration whom he already fired. Trump will resume his role as the host of the show.
“This next season will be the best in television history, and this is why I’ve decided to voluntarily step down after this presidential term is over” declared Mr. Trump, the current President of the United States. “A bunch of losers want to try and redeem themselves in my eyes, so I decided to give them another chance on The Apprentice. I already fired them once because they were so bad at their jobs, and I can’t wait to do it again.” ***
Former defense officials, state department officials and heads of federal agencies will live in a communal penthouse where they will form teams into “corporations” and work on projects they will eventually pitch to corporate executives and Mr. Trump himself. The winner will earn a position as Trump’s apprentice.
Editors note: Trump did not voluntarily leave office; he was voted out during the 2020 presidential elections.
***Not an actual quote